My dog's been sick
He's standing in the mess
Staring at me smirking
'Cos he knows
I'm not impressed!
If I move to shift it
He rushes, with a grin,
To eagerly consume
What was better out than in!
So now we're playing
Mind games
I'll win this that's a fact
'Cos if he isn't careful
I'll swap him for a cat!
'Cos if he isn't careful
I'll swap him for a cat!