They used to call us lunatics
But now that's not PC
And these days
You're underachieving
If you haven't got an OCD
I can't concentrate
On what my doctor says
'Cos apparently I've got ADHD
And my mind's just a mess
Of unparallelled stress
Thanks to PTSD, so says he!
Weight's been a bit of a problem
Doc said that was all in my head
As he glared into my eyes
Said your BMI'S fine
Whilst I flushed at my HBP's strength!
And that's when it suddenly hit me
The cause of my problem was plain
After years of frustration
And personal damnation
Abbreviation
Was really to blame!
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