Friday, 3 August 2012

''Ham and Eggs Dexter Morgan''?


That silent predator feeding upon our souls

 Rupturing innocence through deformed menaces

Crushing all hope of sanctuary.


That great ejaculate of twisted themes

Seducer of sanity,

Defiler of purity.

Keeper of  Hell's torment


My suppurating saviour

Devour me...

Darkness dwells within each of us accompanying our every thought whilst gnawing at the restraints of reason. Most of us, however, manage to keep this darkness at bay by venting our temptation through other channels...

Like the TV Channel 'Fox' through which we get to socialise with everyone's favourite Serial Killer ( and all round sexy sociopath ) the Delicious Dexter Morgan...(I'm a female Gargoyle...I get to fancy him too ok?)


Dexter's actions are mostly governed by what he refers to as his 'Dark Passenger'. This alter-ego allows Dexter to slash through the restrictions of social doctrine by reeking vengeance upon all who...also slash through the restrictions of social doctrine!


The difference between him and them is...he kills in the name of 'Justice' whereas they kill in the name of  'Opportunity' and did I mention  he's just a bit gorgeous?. Either way, killing is killing, yet we jump from our moral high ground to favour this Saviour with a Syringe! Why?... 

Because Dexter compromises our ethical values making him both disgusting and disturbing but always...exciting and worryingly attractive!

 Dexter exposes the darkness within us how do we appease this monster that hides beneath our skin? 

Well they say 'Music Soothes the Savage Beast'. Not in this case it doesn't!

'Ham and Eggs Dexter Morgan' by 'Bad Action' thankfully doesn't soothe the Feeds it! With it's scandalously sensuous eroticism the penetrating pulse of the baseline conjures almost phallic imagery lending itself as the perfect accompaniment to anything Dexter-ous! 

With this sound throbbing seductively in the background I'm sure some 'Guests' as they lay upon Dexter's pseudo-sacrificial alter would almost  welcome the feel of sharpened steel brushing against their trembling flesh. Such is the hypnotic thread of this track. The lyrics are gracefully menacing with defined threat underlining the pernicious intent.

So there we have it! A perfect breakfast for the orally fixated..''Ham and Eggs'' and ''Dexter Morgan''... It's what gets you through the day...Enjoy...

Bad Action are an alternative Indie rock band from Manchester.

©  Copyright Lynn Woods 3.8.2012©  Copyright Lynn Woods 2.8.2012


  1. Me's so quietly sinister!...:)

  2. i must be honest i dont get that one but there imxx not into dexter xx

  3. i like ham an d eggs but dexter no way gypsy

  4. There are times that I would definitely let someone murder me to this. Great post, Lynn! :)

    1. This is one of my most favourite comments....haha!...;)

    2. What's funny is you think I was joking. :-I

    3. The laughter was pure nerves...*gulp*...;)